11月 23, 2008

下輩子我還要當你的粉絲!

張貼者: Yumi 上午11:57
一、當「忘情水」的背景音樂響起時……

                                                                               

    華仔:如果有人不會唱這首歌的,麻煩你現在可以離開了。 XD

                                                                               

                                                                               

二、特區有歌迷好像對他說華仔很帥之類的

                                                                               

    華仔:每次有人說我帥,我就會覺得很心煩……

          所以我的歌迷都搞得我好煩啊~~(故作煩躁)

                                                                               

          「可是我很喜歡煩!!!」(露出超開心的笑容 >////<)

                                                                               

                                                                               

三、華仔:這裡的歌迷有15歲以下的舉個手……(一堆人舉手)

    華仔:……可見我的歌迷都蠻愛說謊的。

                                                                               

                                                                               

四、有男歌迷趁空檔一起呼喊華仔……

                                                                               

    華仔:太好了~~終於有男生呼喚我了!!! (隨後很高興的跑過去……)

    華仔:(裝出很粗啞的聲音):你們好啊~~~  XDDDDD

五、(再度謝謝 AstrayKnight版友 提供修正)

                                                                               

    全場一起瘋完「我恨我痴心」後……

                                                                               

    華仔:別人開演唱會是賣錢,我開演唱會是賣命……(他跳太累了)

                                                                               

                                                                               

六、華仔:(對特區的歌迷說)你們買兩天的票???

    歌迷:對!!!!!

    華仔:那我開三場,你們也要買三場???

    歌迷:對!!!!!

                                                                               

    華仔:唉呦!早說嘛!那我就開三場了………………。

                                                                               

                                                                               

七、華仔:(唱)真的好想牽著妳的雙手,再說一次……(無聲)

    歌迷:我˙愛˙你!!!!!

                                                                               

    (以上請重複三遍)

                                                                               

                                                                               

八、華仔:說到魔術,你們會想到誰???

(台下是說劉謙,我後面的女生是說周杰倫)

                                                                               

    華仔:………… ^^"  好吧!在香港,說到魔術妳們會想到誰???

    歌迷:劉德華!!!

                                                                               

    華仔:(介紹協助變魔術的女生)她是我的女朋友,要叫阿嫂

    歌迷:阿嫂!!!(介紹協助變魔術的女生揮手)

                                                                               

    華仔:(對那女生說)那……阿嫂妳準備好了嗎?XD (不是說是女友嗎?XDDD)

                                                                               

                                                                               

九、華仔:因為怕有些臺灣歌迷聽不懂廣東話,所以這一句我試著用國語唱唱看……

                                                                               

         (唱): 如今我四十看從前,沙啞了聲線。回憶我……回憶我……

                                                                               

          那兩個字怎麼念???  ^^"

                                                                               

    歌迷:冀~望……(也有人說期望)

                                                                               

    華仔:什麼???

    歌迷:冀~望……(還是有人說期望)

                                                                               

    華仔:(唱)回憶我期望…………對嗎??? =_="

   厚!!!我要唱廣東話啦!!!(在高台上跺腳鬧脾氣 XDDD)

                                                                               

                                                                               

十 、                                                                              

    華仔:我看那個星光大道,都沒有人選我的歌!為什麼?

    歌迷:(大笑)

    華仔:是我的歌不好聽,還是太難唱了?

    歌迷:侯~~~(因為楊宗緯有到現場)

                                                                               

    華仔:你們呀(指星光幫),騙評審很簡單

          可是騙不了女孩子,但是我可以騙得到,好好學著。

                                                                               

         (唱冰雨)

                                                                               

    (以上這段的詳細台詞我忘了,因為只顧著笑  XD)

                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                               

十一、(唱完笨小孩後)

華仔:二十年前,有一個笨小孩出道了,他一直很努力、很努力

           於是他後來騙到了這麼多的笨小孩…………(指著所有歌迷)





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